I JUST HAD 2 JELLO SHOTS AND I WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE WHOOPS LOL SORRY MOM AND STEVEN IS COMING OVER AND WE’RE ALL GONNA PLAY VOLLEYBALL AND THEN STEVEN IS GONNA MAKE ME WATCH THE SIXERS GAME SO WHATEVER BUT THIS WILL BE A FUN NIGHT.

no i’m not drunk, i’m just yelling because i want to and i’m obnoxious and stuff.

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

I’m not a morning person

blowitout:

When my family wakes up they’re all:

When I wake up I’m like:

(Source: brooklyndreaming)

hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear

anon: if you could have anything in the world, what would it be? why?

i feel like i answered this yesterday. maybe not. deja vu. idk. but my license and a car! because i don’t drive and it fucking blowsssss

anon: you should show us how prettied up you got tonight. no need to hide all the effort :)

i mean, i was just wearing normal clothes. the most effort was my hair and makeup and you can see that in the pictures i posted last night lol

anon: don’t read 50 shades of grey that book is fucking retarded

well, that may be your opinion, but i like it so far.

i seriously have the biggest headache in all of existence ever right now